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Political Jokes and Puns

Description: Political Jokes and Puns Quiz
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Why did the politician bring a ladder to his speech?

  1. To reach the high notes in his voice.

  2. To climb up to the podium.

  3. To get a better view of the crowd.

  4. To escape from the angry voters.

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Correct Option: A
Explanation:

This is a pun on the phrase 'reaching for the high notes', which means to try to achieve something difficult or ambitious.

What do you call a politician who can't keep a secret?

  1. A blabbermouth.

  2. A loose cannon.

  3. A walking leak.

  4. A tell-tale heart.

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Correct Option: A
Explanation:

A blabbermouth is someone who talks too much and reveals secrets.

What's the difference between a politician and a magician?

  1. One pulls rabbits out of hats, the other pulls taxes out of pockets.

  2. One makes things disappear, the other makes promises disappear.

  3. One uses sleight of hand, the other uses slight of tongue.

  4. One is full of hot air, the other is full of tricks.

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Correct Option: A
Explanation:

This is a pun on the phrase 'pulling rabbits out of hats', which means to do something unexpected or impossible.

Why did the politician cross the road?

  1. To get to the other side.

  2. To avoid a campaign donation.

  3. To meet with a lobbyist.

  4. To change parties.

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Correct Option: A
Explanation:

This is a classic joke that is often used to make fun of politicians.

What do you call a politician who is always changing their mind?

  1. A flip-flopper.

  2. A weather vane.

  3. A chameleon.

  4. A politician.

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Correct Option: A
Explanation:

A flip-flopper is someone who changes their opinion or position frequently.

What's the difference between a politician and a used car salesman?

  1. One sells promises, the other sells lemons.

  2. One makes promises they can't keep, the other sells cars that break down.

  3. One is full of hot air, the other is full of grease.

  4. One is always trying to get your vote, the other is always trying to get your money.

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Correct Option: A
Explanation:

This is a pun on the phrase 'selling lemons', which means to sell something that is defective or of poor quality.

Why did the politician go to the doctor?

  1. To get a check-up.

  2. To get a prescription for more campaign funds.

  3. To get a second opinion on their latest poll numbers.

  4. To get a new set of talking points.

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Correct Option: A
Explanation:

This is a classic joke that is often used to make fun of politicians.

What do you call a politician who is always late for meetings?

  1. A procrastinator.

  2. A time waster.

  3. A slacker.

  4. A politician.

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Correct Option: A
Explanation:

A procrastinator is someone who always puts things off until later.

What's the difference between a politician and a baby?

  1. One cries when it's born, the other cries when it's elected.

  2. One makes a mess, the other makes laws.

  3. One needs a diaper, the other needs a scandal.

  4. One is full of hot air, the other is full of milk.

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Correct Option: A
Explanation:

This is a pun on the phrase 'crying when you're born', which is a common saying that refers to the fact that babies often cry when they are born.

Why did the politician bring a parachute to his speech?

  1. To make a grand entrance.

  2. To escape from an angry mob.

  3. To get a better view of the crowd.

  4. To avoid getting caught in a political scandal.

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Correct Option: B
Explanation:

This is a pun on the phrase 'escaping from an angry mob', which means to avoid being attacked by a group of angry people.

What do you call a politician who is always changing their mind?

  1. A flip-flopper.

  2. A weather vane.

  3. A chameleon.

  4. A politician.

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Correct Option: A
Explanation:

A flip-flopper is someone who changes their opinion or position frequently.

What's the difference between a politician and a magician?

  1. One pulls rabbits out of hats, the other pulls taxes out of pockets.

  2. One makes things disappear, the other makes promises disappear.

  3. One uses sleight of hand, the other uses slight of tongue.

  4. One is full of hot air, the other is full of tricks.

Show answer
Correct Option: A
Explanation:

This is a pun on the phrase 'pulling rabbits out of hats', which means to do something unexpected or impossible.

Why did the politician cross the road?

  1. To get to the other side.

  2. To avoid a campaign donation.

  3. To meet with a lobbyist.

  4. To change parties.

Show answer
Correct Option: A
Explanation:

This is a classic joke that is often used to make fun of politicians.

What do you call a politician who is always changing their mind?

  1. A flip-flopper.

  2. A weather vane.

  3. A chameleon.

  4. A politician.

Show answer
Correct Option: A
Explanation:

A flip-flopper is someone who changes their opinion or position frequently.

What's the difference between a politician and a used car salesman?

  1. One sells promises, the other sells lemons.

  2. One makes promises they can't keep, the other sells cars that break down.

  3. One is full of hot air, the other is full of grease.

  4. One is always trying to get your vote, the other is always trying to get your money.

Show answer
Correct Option: A
Explanation:

This is a pun on the phrase 'selling lemons', which means to sell something that is defective or of poor quality.

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