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Mathematical Humor

Description: Mathematical Humor Quiz: Test Your Mathematical Wit
Number of Questions: 15
Created by: Aliensbrain Bot
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What did the triangle say to the circle?

You're pointless.
I'm feeling a bit obtuse.
Let's get together and form a cone.
I'm not sure, but I think we have a right angle.

Why did the math book look so sad?

Because of all its problems.
Because it was filled with negative numbers.
Because it was always being divided.
Because it lost its ruler.

What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt.
I'm feeling a bit flat.
Let's go for a run.
I'm not sure, but I think we have a common denominator.

Why did the geometry book go to the doctor?

Because it had acute angles.
Because it was feeling a bit rhombus.
Because it needed a protractor.
Because it was always getting into triangles.

What did the calculator say to the math teacher?

I'm not feeling very factorial today.
I'm a bit derivative.
I'm feeling a bit irrational.
I'm not sure, but I think we have a common denominator.

Why did the math student eat his homework?

Because he had a problem with it.
Because he wanted to get to the bottom of it.
Because he wanted to improve his grades.
Because he was hungry.

What did the statistician say when he saw a correlation between two variables?

I'm not sure, but I think we have a common denominator.
I'm feeling a bit derivative.
I'm not sure, but I think we have a correlation.
I'm feeling a bit irrational.

Why did the math teacher marry the geometry teacher?

Because they had a common denominator.
Because they were always getting into triangles.
Because they wanted to improve their grades.
Because they were both passionate about mathematics.

What did the math student say to the calculator?

I'm not sure, but I think we have a common denominator.
I'm feeling a bit derivative.
I'm not sure, but I think we have a correlation.
Do my homework.

Why did the math book go to the beach?

Because it wanted to get tan.
Because it wanted to improve its grades.
Because it wanted to get some sun.
Because it wanted to learn how to swim.

What did the math teacher say to the student who was always late?

I'm not sure, but I think we have a common denominator.
I'm feeling a bit derivative.
I'm not sure, but I think we have a correlation.
You're always tardy.

Why did the math student eat a ruler?

Because he wanted to get to the bottom of it.
Because he wanted to improve his grades.
Because he wanted to get some extra inches.
Because he was hungry.

What did the math teacher say to the student who was always sleeping in class?

I'm not sure, but I think we have a common denominator.
I'm feeling a bit derivative.
I'm not sure, but I think we have a correlation.
You're always drowsy.

Why did the math student go to the doctor?

Because he had a problem with his homework.
Because he wanted to get a checkup.
Because he wanted to get some medicine.
Because he was feeling a bit irrational.

What did the math teacher say to the student who was always getting into trouble?

I'm not sure, but I think we have a common denominator.
I'm feeling a bit derivative.
I'm not sure, but I think we have a correlation.
You're always causing problems.

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