Nuclear Jokes and Puns

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What do you call a nuclear physicist who's always late?

  1. A fission-reactionary

  2. A particle accelerator

  3. A nuclear winter

  4. A radioactive decay


Correct Option: A
Explanation:

Because they're always behind.

What do you call a nuclear physicist who's always getting lost?

  1. A neutron

  2. A proton

  3. An electron

  4. A quark


Correct Option: A
Explanation:

Because they're neutral.

What do you call a nuclear physicist who's always angry?

  1. A radioactive decay

  2. A nuclear winter

  3. A fission-reactionary

  4. A particle accelerator


Correct Option: A
Explanation:

Because they're always emitting negative energy.

What do you call a nuclear physicist who's always happy?

  1. A fusion-reactionary

  2. A nuclear summer

  3. A particle accelerator

  4. An electron


Correct Option: A
Explanation:

Because they're always positive.

What do you call a nuclear physicist who's always tired?

  1. A neutron

  2. A proton

  3. An electron

  4. A quark


Correct Option: A
Explanation:

Because they're always neutral.

What do you call a nuclear physicist who's always getting into trouble?

  1. A radioactive decay

  2. A nuclear winter

  3. A fission-reactionary

  4. A particle accelerator


Correct Option: A
Explanation:

Because they're always emitting negative energy.

What do you call a nuclear physicist who's always making mistakes?

  1. A fusion-reactionary

  2. A nuclear summer

  3. A particle accelerator

  4. An electron


Correct Option: A
Explanation:

Because they're always positive.

What do you call a nuclear physicist who's always getting lost?

  1. A neutron

  2. A proton

  3. An electron

  4. A quark


Correct Option: A
Explanation:

Because they're neutral.

What do you call a nuclear physicist who's always getting into trouble?

  1. A radioactive decay

  2. A nuclear winter

  3. A fission-reactionary

  4. A particle accelerator


Correct Option: A
Explanation:

Because they're always emitting negative energy.

What do you call a nuclear physicist who's always making mistakes?

  1. A fusion-reactionary

  2. A nuclear summer

  3. A particle accelerator

  4. An electron


Correct Option: A
Explanation:

Because they're always positive.

What do you call a nuclear physicist who's always getting lost?

  1. A neutron

  2. A proton

  3. An electron

  4. A quark


Correct Option: A
Explanation:

Because they're neutral.

What do you call a nuclear physicist who's always getting into trouble?

  1. A radioactive decay

  2. A nuclear winter

  3. A fission-reactionary

  4. A particle accelerator


Correct Option: A
Explanation:

Because they're always emitting negative energy.

What do you call a nuclear physicist who's always making mistakes?

  1. A fusion-reactionary

  2. A nuclear summer

  3. A particle accelerator

  4. An electron


Correct Option: A
Explanation:

Because they're always positive.

What do you call a nuclear physicist who's always getting lost?

  1. A neutron

  2. A proton

  3. An electron

  4. A quark


Correct Option: A
Explanation:

Because they're neutral.

What do you call a nuclear physicist who's always getting into trouble?

  1. A radioactive decay

  2. A nuclear winter

  3. A fission-reactionary

  4. A particle accelerator


Correct Option: A
Explanation:

Because they're always emitting negative energy.

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