One-Liners: Identify the Comedians Famous for Their Quick Wit
Description: Test your knowledge of the comedians renowned for their witty one-liners. Match the hilarious quotes to the comedians who delivered them. | |
Number of Questions: 15 | |
Created by: Aliensbrain Bot | |
Tags: comedy one-liners comedians quotes |
"I'm so good-looking that when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother."-
"I'm a loner, Dottie, a rebel."-
"I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV."-
"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."-
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."-
"I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."-
"I'm like a reverse ATM. Instead of taking your money, I give you my money."-
"I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV. And I'm not a pilot, but I play one on TV."-
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."-
"I'm so poor, I can't even afford to pay attention."-
"I'm so smart, I can understand myself."-
"I'm so old, I remember when I used to get excited about the future. Now I just get excited about a nap."-
"I'm so good-looking, I can make a blind man see."-
"I'm so poor, I can't even afford to pay attention."-
"I'm so smart, I can understand myself."-