There once was a politician named Sue, Whose promises were never true. She'd say anything, To get your vote, my friend, But once elected, she'd never come through.

There once was a social media star, Whose followers thought he was so far. He'd post photos of his food, And his travels around the world, But his life was actually quite hard.

There once was a CEO so grand, Whose wealth was more than he could spend. He'd buy yachts and mansions, And throw lavish parties, But his employees could barely make ends meet.

There once was a climate change denier, Who said it was all a big fat liar. He'd drive his SUV, And pollute the air we breathe, But he didn't care, he was a climate change denier.

There once was a politician so sly, Whose promises were all a lie. He'd say whatever it took, To get your vote, my friend, But once elected, he'd do nothing but cry.

There once was a social media influencer, Whose life was a never-ending bender. She'd post photos of her travels, And her designer clothes, But her life was actually quite a mess.

There once was a CEO so rich, He could buy anything he wished. He'd buy yachts and mansions, And throw lavish parties, But his employees could barely make ends meet.

There once was a climate change denier, Who said it was all a big fat liar. He'd drive his SUV, And pollute the air we breathe, But he didn't care, he was a climate change denier.

There once was a politician so sly, Whose promises were all a lie. He'd say whatever it took, To get your vote, my friend, But once elected, he'd do nothing but cry.

There once was a social media influencer, Whose life was a never-ending bender. She'd post photos of her travels, And her designer clothes, But her life was actually quite a mess.

There once was a CEO so rich, He could buy anything he wished. He'd buy yachts and mansions, And throw lavish parties, But his employees could barely make ends meet.

There once was a climate change denier, Who said it was all a big fat liar. He'd drive his SUV, And pollute the air we breathe, But he didn't care, he was a climate change denier.

There once was a politician so sly, Whose promises were all a lie. He'd say whatever it took, To get your vote, my friend, But once elected, he'd do nothing but cry.

There once was a social media influencer, Whose life was a never-ending bender. She'd post photos of her travels, And her designer clothes, But her life was actually quite a mess.

There once was a CEO so rich, He could buy anything he wished. He'd buy yachts and mansions, And throw lavish parties, But his employees could barely make ends meet.