I want to commit the murder I was imprisoned for

 Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this sort of... mission... quest... thing.

When you grow up, your heart dies.

Slimy yet satisfying

Is Mayonnaise an instrument?

It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting ideas, and thinking...

Do or do not, there is no try

I find your lack of faith disturbing

I. Am. Groot.

I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy

Does this dress make me look fat?

Chicken boy? Say that to my face, you limp noodle!

I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no"

Phenomenal cosmic powers! Itty bitty living space!

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it

Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.

Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest